Klagoer: Tips for a Great Review

As you may know, I do reviews on many things such as LEGO, online games, books, etc.  Here are some tips for a perfect review.

* Don't link.  Keep readers on that page and simply put a footnote and go on.  Don't do footnotes to much though.  Less is more.

* Pictures.  Use at least one picture per paragraph.  This attracts people more to the review and helps them continue reading.

* DO NOT PLAY WITH FONT COLORS AND FONTS OR ANYTHING TO MAKE THE TEXT LOOK WEIRD.  IT IS DISTRACTING!!!


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* Don't bore people with details, remember: less is more.  Also remember the acronym KISS:

KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID

* Do not use commodious confabulations in your review!  Not everyone is going to understand it.

* Ask questions.  Make people think!

Any more tips?  Post them in the comments below!